Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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