if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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