I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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