just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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