Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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