Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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