For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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