everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?