Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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