I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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