I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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