he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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