New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she told me i tasted like america
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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