I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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