What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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