The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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