Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?