Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
come find me please
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.