office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
