ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?