do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"