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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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