He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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