What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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