I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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