Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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