I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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