Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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