If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I want to fling myself into the sun
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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