I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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