do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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