That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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