ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
