It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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