Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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