laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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