omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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