So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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