I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
