Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
