How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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