I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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