You can't motorboat a personality
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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