it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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