WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm both gender and math confused
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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