I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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