HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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