This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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