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honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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