you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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