Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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