There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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