some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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