brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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