Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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