Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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