I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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