Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I came so hard my ears popped.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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